User Profile

I'm an agreeable fusion of vulgarity and class.

I'm kind of like a cross between Raoul Duke and Salad Fingers, except with a maniacal case of the giggles.
I only appear to be a serious person. Take me with a grain of salt...and maybe some butter and parmesan if you're into that sort of thing ;)

Don't try to figure me out because I'm not very consistent. I tend to behave in contradictory extremes. I'm predictable in the sense that I do what I will. Imagination is a significant element of my character. I prefer to be ripped, dressed-up and dancing.

There are a few things that you can count on. I'm honest and genuine. Intelligent and polite. Passive and easy to get along with. I don't have it in me to be fake or treat people poorly. Sex is something I take very seriously, and I absolutely do not get physical easily. I require a lot more time alone than most people. I do worry too much and can be high maintenance, but all I really want is security, real love, and to have fun.

I'm not easily attracted to people as more than friends.
I'm regrettably particular, but when I like someone, I like them a lot. If I could love you, then you'd have something unassailable.

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